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\u2026 Boys are fantastic creatures. They seem to derive simple pleasure from the most unexpected things.<\/p>\n

Me: Wait a minute! Where do you think you\u2019re going with that plate of bacon?
\nThe Boy: To the bathroom.
\nMe: With a plate of bacon?
\nThe Boy: Yes. You told me to take a shower.
\nMe: With a plate of bacon?
\nThe Boy: Yeah, I wanted to eat bacon in the shower.
\nMe: But\u2026. I\u2026. I actually have no argument against this. Carry on.<\/p>\n

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