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\u2026 how about those annoying self indulgent meme\u2019s, like the 25 random things meme going around\u2026 ooooo I am so fascinating; read 25 random things about me. blech. <\/p>\n

So I invented a new meme. The object is to list just 25 things you hate or that totally piss you off. For giggles, time yourself and be amazed at how easy it was to think of 25 things. <\/p>\n

1. I hate the general public
2. idiots with no phone manners
3. turkey bacon\u2026 um, your still eating bacon.<\/span>
4. wool sweaters
5. sinus infections
6. the metric system
7. hang nails
8. I hate track suits
9. nuns wearing track suits
10. felt banners
11. infected zits
12. migraines
13. did I mention the general public
14. and people with bad phone manners
15. and the general public?
16. 101.9 fevers
17. not being able to fall asleep
18. this damn cold weather
19. dirty snot crusted kids who make you sick
20. the parents of dirty snot crusted kids
21. nancy peolosi totolly pisses me off
22. so does barack hussein obabma
23. in fact all democrats piss me off
24. and hippies too
25. hiss.spit.growl.<\/p>\n

I tag the first 25 Catholic Bloggers links in my side bar. or who ever feels so inclined; but know people who can\u2019t follow simple directions piss me off too.<\/p>\n

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\u2026 how about those annoying self indulgent meme\u2019s, like the 25 random things meme going around\u2026 ooooo I am so fascinating; read 25 random things about me. blech. So I invented a new meme. The object is to list just 25 things you hate or that totally piss you off. 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