{"id":2342,"date":"2009-01-06T16:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T16:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/01\/gaze-into-my-crystal-ball\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T19:03:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T00:03:38","slug":"gaze-into-my-crystal-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/01\/gaze-into-my-crystal-ball.html","title":{"rendered":"Gaze into my crystal ball…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u2026 for 2009 I predict\u2026<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Terry\u2019s<\/a> tell all book will be made into a motion picture staring Pauly Shore.<\/p>\n

A new Catholic Cult will emerge, The Cult of Z<\/a>, and declare all masses be said in Aramaic\u2026 because Latin is not extreme enough. <\/p>\n

Mel Gibson will embrace Scientology<\/p>\n

Fr. Erik<\/a> will be declared a saint, despite his protests \u201c\u2026but I\u2019m not dead yet!\u201d <\/p>\n

Lastly, I will receive the gift of bilocation and blog in two places at once. <\/p>\n

There you have it. Be amazed. Of course, I am not nearly as clever as this guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Add your predictions. If there good enough maybe I\u2019ll post them above. maybe.<\/p>\n

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