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\u2026 that saying \u201ceverything you ever needed to know you learned in kindergarten\u201d.<\/p>\n

The Boy has a girlfriend. Her name is Samantha. She doesn\u2019t speak English. Sometimes he asks me how to say something in Spanish so he can go back to school the next day and tell his girlfriend.<\/p>\n

I was teasing him about his girlfriend at dinner. He defended Samantha against my taunts by firmly declaring that she was the most perfect girl ever \u2026 she can\u2019t talk to him.<\/span><\/p>\n

There it is. Relationships summed up by a five year old.<\/p>\n

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