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\u2026 a media diet for my mental health, that is.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t turn on the TV, listen to the radio or log on to the internet without seeing the Anointed One, Obama. How much money does this cat have for advertising? Seriously, he\u2019s everywhere and it\u2019s creepy. <\/p>\n

There\u2019s no escaping the Anointed One. I can\u2019t watch the news anymore without being thrown into fits of apocalyptic dread. If ignorance is bliss than a media diet is better than Xanax and a hell of a lot cheaper. I should have done this the moment the Empress Oprah declared her minion, the Anointed One, our new dictator. <\/p>\n

\u2026now, if you\u2019ll excuse me. I\u2019m off to my happy place. <\/p>\n

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\u2026 a media diet for my mental health, that is. I can\u2019t turn on the TV, listen to the radio or log on to the internet without seeing the Anointed One, Obama. How much money does this cat have for advertising? Seriously, he\u2019s everywhere and it\u2019s creepy. There\u2019s no escaping the Anointed One. 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