{"id":2765,"date":"2008-06-13T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2008\/06\/catholic-kitsch-contest\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T21:34:39","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T02:34:39","slug":"catholic-kitsch-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2008\/06\/catholic-kitsch-contest.html","title":{"rendered":"Catholic Kitsch Contest…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u2026 NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED!<\/strong> <\/p>\n

Voting has begun in 2 categories; Someone\u2019s going to hell for that and I\u2019d buy that for a buck<\/em>. <\/p>\n

*I started out with 3 categories but it was too much damn effort. Deal. <\/p>\n

\"Steve<\/a>
#1 Lourdes Bead Bag<\/p>\n

\"Steve<\/a>
#2 Turn Jesus On Light Switch<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#3 Jesus is My Coach<\/p>\n

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#4 Deluxe Jesus<\/p>\n

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#5 Hippy Nun<\/p>\n

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#6 Jesus Ashtray<\/p>\n

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#7 Canine Nativity Set<\/p>\n

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#8 Santa Baby <\/p>\n

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#9 Magic 8 Ball Jesus<\/p>\n

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#10 Jesus is Watching<\/p>\n

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#11 Lord\u2019s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock<\/p>\n

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#12 Purification Scented Air Freshener<\/p>\n

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#13 Unicorns at Lourdes<\/p>\n

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#14 Holy Toast<\/p>\n

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#15 Soft Saints<\/p>\n

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#16 Holy Family Bean Bag Toss<\/p>\n

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#17 Last Supper Lunchbox<\/p>\n

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#18 Benedict Brew<\/p>\n

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#19 Pope on a Rope<\/p>\n

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#20 Pope\u2019s Cologne<\/p>\n

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#21 Bobblehead Benedict<\/p>\n

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#22 Last Supper After Dinner Mints<\/p>\n

\"Angela<\/a>
#23 The Gospel in a Nutshell<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#24 Jesus Cigarette Case<\/p>\n

\"Angela<\/a>
#25 Don\u2019t Make Me Come Off This Cross!<\/p>\n

\"Angela<\/a>
#26 Je-Sus!<\/p>\n

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#27 St. Francis Dog Bandanna<\/p>\n

\"Angela<\/a>\"Angela<\/a>
#28 Glow in the Dark Holy Water Bottles<\/p>\n

\"Leo<\/a>
#29 Pope JPII Music\/Rosary Box<\/p>\n

\"Roman<\/a>
#30 Innocent III Action Figure<\/p>\n

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#31 Chinese Take Out Last Supper<\/p>\n

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#32 Homeboy Jesus Poster<\/p>\n

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#33 Honk Bumper Sticker<\/p>\n

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#34 Jasmine Scented Angel Snot <\/p>\n

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#35 Jesus Band Aides with TOY INSIDE!<\/p>\n

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#36 Jesus Pencil Toppers<\/p>\n

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#37 Mother Teresa Breath Spray<\/p>\n

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#38 Nun Chucks<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#39 Follow Jesus Flip Flops<\/p>\n

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#40 Lookin\u2019 Good for Jesus<\/p>\n

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#41 Patron Saint of Parking<\/p>\n

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#42 Benedict Poopin. I can\u2019t explain it. See this post<\/a>. <\/p>\n

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#43 Gumball Machine Saints<\/p>\n

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#44 St. Sebastian Pin Cushion<\/p>\n

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#45 Mary Saves! USB Stick<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#46 Astronaut Jesus<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#47 Sacred heart Appetizer<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#48 Pope\u2019s Posse Pillow<\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a>
#49 Framed Crown of Thorns<\/p>\n

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\u2026 NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! Voting has begun in 2 categories; Someone\u2019s going to hell for that and I\u2019d buy that for a buck. *I started out with 3 categories but it was too much damn effort. Deal. #1 Lourdes Bead Bag #2 Turn Jesus On Light Switch #3 Jesus is My Coach #4 Deluxe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nCatholic Kitsch Contest...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"... NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! 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