www.nataliedee.com<\/a><\/p>\nAnd what\u2019s the deal with the wall to wall mirrors\u2026 like I really need to watch myself huff and jiggle red faced on a treadmill. And who is the architectural genius behind the completely windowed front of the building? Is that so people walking by can look at the pasty mess sweating on the stationary bike. My perfect gym is a windowless basement with dim lighting and no mirrors. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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