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\u2026 Other girls played with Barbies. I was a geek and huge Star Trek fan. When I was seven my mom took me to see Wrath of Khan. I left the theater that evening with a newly developed neurosis, the irrational fear that bugs were going to fly into my ears and eat my brains. <\/p>\n

Then two months later, while playing outside, a bee flew into my ear. I ran around shrieking and smacking myself in the head. The bug flew out but I made my mom take me to the doctor anyway. I wanted to be damn sure that nasty bastard was gone and hadn\u2019t laid any bee eggs in my ear canal that would later hatch inside my brain. <\/p>\n

To this day whenever I see a flying bug, instinctively, I run away with my hands over my ears crying like a little girl. I won\u2019t sleep in a room with a bug flying about either because I know that evil bastard is waiting for me to fall asleep so it can fly into my ear and dig it\u2019s way inside my head. <\/p>\n

Oh you scoff and call me paranoid. But bugs are smarter than we give them credit for. They are sinister and evil and enemies of our country. It appears now I will have to enjoy America\u2019s pastimes while wearing ear plugs<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Is nothing sacred any more?! Is there nowhere I am safe?! <\/p>\n


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Zombies aren\u2019t the only things that hunger for your brains. And bugs are real. Who\u2019s crazy now. <\/p>\n

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