{"id":389,"date":"2011-09-09T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2011\/09\/i-think-i-saw-my-life-pass-before-my-eyes\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T17:47:55","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T22:47:55","slug":"i-think-i-saw-my-life-pass-before-my-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2011\/09\/i-think-i-saw-my-life-pass-before-my-eyes.html","title":{"rendered":"I think I saw my life pass before my eyes…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u2026 my favorite place on earth is in my hammock. It\u2019s a good day when time and weather permit me hours of uninterrupted solitude lazily swinging away, book in hand and cold beer never farther than arms reach. Heaven. Pure heaven. <\/p>\n

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This evening provided me with the rare opportunity to start my weekend off with a quiet moment in my precious hammock. The late summer air had the crisp chill of soon-to-be Autumn on it\u2019s breezes. Cicadas and crickets provided the soundtrack while birds dipped wildly about in the branches over head. The sky was washed Parrish pastel<\/a> in the sun\u2019s dimming rays. Can you picture it, this scene of utter tranquility\u2026. <\/p>\n

Ah. Can you feel your blood pressure lowering? There\u2019s only one thing missing that would make this a perfect night. A nice big fat and juciy \u2026 <\/p>\n

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scary ass flying cockroach the size of a fist to crawl from the depths of hell and land smack on your face! <\/p>\n

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Life in the mother flipping South.<\/p>\n

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