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\u2026 You should have seen The Boy\u2019s face light up with joy when he found out he is going to be a Torch Acolyte. Then you should have seen his dejected scowl when he found out the \u201ctorches\u201d weren\u2019t Flame Throwers. His lament \u2026 \u201cBut mom! They aren\u2019t even torches at all! There are just like regular lanterns on poles. I thought I was gonna get to burn stuff. That was so misleading!\u201d <\/p>\n

On the ride home he made me even prouder by declaring that he was \u201cso going to write a blog post about this!\u201d<\/p>\n

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