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\u2026 the post below was written under the heavy influence of NyQuil. I bet you didn\u2019t know it was even possible to hallucinate from consuming too much of that green liquid. Well, it is. And I did. There is nothing worse than being sick and wanting nothing more in the world to sleep but you can\u2019t. Instead you toss and turn and hear things that aren\u2019t there. So to calm your tired mind you blog stupid things. <\/p>\n

But I feel better today so blogging should resume as normal. And by normal I mean discombobulated ramblings of incoherent pseudo intellectual mumbo jumbo interspersed with doses of highly concentrated nonsense. <\/p>\n

Yay! <\/p>\n

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