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\u2026 my wonderful son continues to be a model of piety. Every since he learned that Catholics can baptize people in extreme circumstances he has seen fit that every animal in our home be baptize. Even the neighbor\u2019s dog. And their ferret. <\/p>\n

When he ran out of animals he decided he needed to baptize the cats again, just in case. Because they\u2019re real sneaky. His words. I tried to explain to him that you only need to be baptized once. He was thoughtful for a moment but countered my catechism lesson with a very sound observation. Cats have nine lives and he must baptize them all. I think we are going to need more holy water.<\/p>\n

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