{"id":4537,"date":"2012-02-13T18:36:35","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T23:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=4537"},"modified":"2017-01-25T18:52:35","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T23:52:35","slug":"taking-back-my-saints-one-holiday-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2012\/02\/taking-back-my-saints-one-holiday-at-a-time.html","title":{"rendered":"taking back my saints one holiday at a time&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 Tomorrow my son will be forced to endure another classroom party and be the unwilling witness to the character assassination of good St. Valentine. When I think of what the hippies did to poor St. Francis I get angry, Jesus style. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/02\/Table_Flipping_Jesus_by_skookumtumtum.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/02\/Table_Flipping_Jesus_by_skookumtumtum-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Table_Flipping_Jesus_by_skookumtumtum\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4484\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He has to bring in 18 of those little Valentine cards to share with his class and pass out to the other kids while us parents have to bring in cupcakes and pink food. I\u2019m sure my sweet suffering child will have to make construction paper hearts and some other crap. I don\u2019t envy him one bit. <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a good thing I know what boys like. Boys like martyrs. They really do. 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