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\u2026 There\u2019s this place in Charlotte that serves the best Mexican food I have ever tasted \u2013 I\u2019m sorry, Abuelita, forgive me. But yes, the two sisters from Nuevo Laredo who run Las Margaritas<\/a> on Independence Blvd can make you feel like your stomach has died and gone to Catholic Heaven. <\/p>\n

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Catholic Heaven; that culturally diverse part of Heaven where all the Papists hang out and dine, drink, and dance. It\u2019s also the part of Heaven where the taps never run dry and there are rivers of beer. Just ask St. Brigid, she\u2019s knows. <\/p>\n

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Pints of Guinness for all! My Father's got this round. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So naturally the cuisine on our side is going to be superior to the Protestant side. Tea and cucumber sandwiches? Fancy a game of cricket? *Yawn*. I think I just bored myself thinking about it. <\/p>\n

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