{"id":4930,"date":"2012-03-12T23:21:48","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T03:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=4930"},"modified":"2017-01-25T19:00:17","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T00:00:17","slug":"sometimes-the-blog-posts-almost-write-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2012\/03\/sometimes-the-blog-posts-almost-write-themselves.html","title":{"rendered":"sometimes the blog posts almost write themselves&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 take this bit of news off the wire; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/liberal-ladies-group-holding-sex-strike-if-our-reproductive-choices-are-denied-so-are-yours\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Liberal Ladies Out To Lunch go on a seven day sex strike<\/a>. Merciful heavens! No fornication for SEVEN whole days?! It boggles the mind and shrivels the  ovaries. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=2313221788121&amp;set=o.147646808633472&amp;type=3&amp;theater\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Some how I think our nation\u2019s men will manage<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Glaring irony missed in their precious attempts at political activism; exploiting their own vaginas as a bargaining tool to gain a desired result, and demand I keep my rosaries off their ovaries but pay for their abortifacients.  <\/p>\n<p>The group also states, \u201cIn truth, if we lose our hard won rights to medical care, birth control and pregnancy choice, it won\u2019t only affect women. Men will have to go back to the days when they waited for or paid for sex. \u201d<\/p>\n<p>Here we go again with \u201crights\u201d to birth control and abortion. I think you\u2019ll find those in the Constitution right next to the clause about being a promiscuous whore. What? That\u2019s not in there? Color me shocked. Neither is birth control or abortion, so let\u2019s drop the act once and for all and move along. <\/p>\n<p>Men, aren\u2019t you insulted by their assertions that you will result to trolling street corners looking for hookers if your wife denies you sex for a week? I am insulted for you. How can a group of women who bemoan the repressing of one group make such sweeping generalizations about another without imploding on their own hypocrisy? It\u2019s a scientific wonder. <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I\u2019m too harsh. Liberal Ladies, your concern is for your poor fellows who may have to wait for sex or pay for it. How altruistic. Of course, your bodies should be readily available for your men 24\/7 like a convenience store, as was the intent of the original suffragettes.  Fight on, sisters. Fight on. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 take this bit of news off the wire; Liberal Ladies Out To Lunch go on a seven day sex strike. Merciful heavens! No fornication for SEVEN whole days?! It boggles the mind and shrivels the ovaries. Some how I think our nation\u2019s men will manage. 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