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\u2026 But Twitter is an OK way to determine positions of church hierarchy, I suppose<\/a>, since it\u2019s obvious moral authority, apostolic succession, and common sense do not apply to the Church of England and their online popularity contest to determine the new Archbishop of Canterbury.<\/p>\n

The \u2018contest\u2019 is even open to members of other faiths\u2026 naturally, I begin campaigning today. <\/p>\n

<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Nominate me here, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/c_of_e\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">@c_of_e<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 But Twitter is an OK way to determine positions of church hierarchy, I suppose, since it\u2019s obvious moral authority, apostolic succession, and common sense do not apply to the Church of England and their online popularity contest to determine the new Archbishop of Canterbury. 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