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\u2026 everything must go! Take as much as your arms can carry. Bring a wheelbarrow, your pick up truck, or your neighbor\u2019s pick up truck (if he\u2019s raptured away). Entire houses are available of your choosing. Mansions to squat in. Castle to plunder. <\/p>\n

In case you live under a rock, Saturday is the Big One. The Rapture<\/a>. All over the world Charismatic Churches will look like this Sunday morning\u2026<\/p>\n


The rapture of liturgical dancers. <\/p>\n

Coming this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY<\/span>\u2026 International Day of Looting! <\/p>\n

*And just in case they got it wrong and it\u2019s really The Rupture, avoid lifting heavy objects over the weekend. However, if it\u2019s The Raptor we are all screwed.<\/p>\n

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