{"id":574,"date":"2011-02-25T22:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2011\/02\/kittys-revenge\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T17:23:34","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T22:23:34","slug":"kittys-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2011\/02\/kittys-revenge.html","title":{"rendered":"Kitty’s revenge…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u2026 I think my diabolical feline home invader reads this blog. <\/p>\n

For some reason unbeknown to me, Cat has taken to sleeping on the edge of the toilet seat. This is a recent habit of his that proved catastrophic this particular morning. Let me give you the scenario\u2026 Imagine me getting up at 5am and blindly stumbling into my bathroom half asleep to use the toilet and get ready for work\u2026 <\/p>\n

Now imagine me sitting bare assed on my cat and knocking him into the water filled bowl. Now imagine a cat\u2019s typical reaction when thrown into water. Claws. Lots of claws. On bare ass. I couldn\u2019t jump up fast enough. <\/p>\n

I should have bought a fish.<\/p>\n

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