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\u2026 The President hearts homosexuals, haven\u2019t you heard. The news made Andrew Sullivan get all teary eyed<\/a>. Now Hollywood is more in love him and wants to give him all their money for his campaign, meanwhile I have friends who have been out of work going on two years and $40K is more than I make in an entire year<\/a>. Never mind the economy, attacks on religious freedoms, and the gazillion bazillion dollar national debt. <\/p>\n

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Nothing to see here, Folks. Move along. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Nope, the country is being led by a brave and sensitive man<\/a> who, if he had gay sons they would probably look like this<\/a>. \u2764Awwww\u2764 Of course he is not pandering to a voter demographic during an election year! I trust that his comments are 100% sincere.<\/p>\n

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You may resume being distracted by this magazine cover showing a picture of a toddler chomping on his mom\u2019s breast<\/a>. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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