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\u2026 I did the unspeakable! I sat in someone\u2019s \u201creserved\u201d seat at church! Scandalous. <\/p>\n


Art attribution<\/a>. <\/p>\n

They exist in every church, that person who sits in the same spot every week. God have mercy on your soul if you happen to accidentally sit in their pew.<\/p>\n

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