{"id":6333,"date":"2012-06-10T23:59:53","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T03:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=6333"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:39:53","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T03:39:53","slug":"a-typical-sunday-night-or-what-happens-when-i-dont-give-blog-a-curfew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2012\/06\/a-typical-sunday-night-or-what-happens-when-i-dont-give-blog-a-curfew.html","title":{"rendered":"A typical Sunday night, or what happens when I don&#8217;t give blog a curfew&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 I get lots of weird emails accusing me of us sorts of things, mainly accusations involving tin foil hats. Apparently I come off as a tad paranoid. Puh-lease people. Everyone knows aluminium foil hats will only <em>enhance<\/em> government mind control radio waves. <a href=\"http:\/\/berkeley.intel-research.net\/arahimi\/helmet\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">It\u2019s basic science folks<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>No, I think there are worse things out there then government mind control beams. Like TV programming on TLC. <a href=\"http:\/\/tlc.howstuffworks.com\/tv\/my-big-fat-gypsy-wedding\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding<\/a>. Really?  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/wtf-really.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/wtf-really.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"TLC\" width=\"626\" height=\"418\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6334\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here I was thinking gypsies <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4LJw6PAi5Q8\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">looked like Brad Pitt<\/a> [Warning: language and hilarity] and just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VshLGLVDPq4\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">played the violin<\/a>. Oh and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2011\/06\/day-5.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">try to steal cameras from tourists<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Then I started watching Say Yes to the Dress and some other show about Bridesmaids and dresses. And before I knew it I was feeling all morose at being single. Really I was just jealous that they had a reason to try on pretty dresses. I like pretty dresses. It\u2019s all the dating and crap in between that\u2019s bothersome. <\/p>\n<p>Bothersome you say?  That\u2019s what <a href=\"http:\/\/digihairshirt.blogspot.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">friends<\/a> are for you know. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2157195\/Worlds-weirdest-dating-website-profiles-make-feel-better-yourself.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">To remind you how bad things can really be<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/no-teeth.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/no-teeth.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"no teeth\" width=\"638\" height=\"465\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6335\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/chem-trails.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/chem-trails.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"chem trails\" width=\"638\" height=\"590\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6336\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Chem Trails<\/a>\u2026 the compound down the street had the whole family out tonight spraying vinegar in the air with squirt bottles. I grabbed a beer and my lawn chair and watched the show. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 I get lots of weird emails accusing me of us sorts of things, mainly accusations involving tin foil hats. Apparently I come off as a tad paranoid. Puh-lease people. Everyone knows aluminium foil hats will only enhance government mind control radio waves. It\u2019s basic science folks. 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