{"id":6578,"date":"2012-06-29T16:58:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T20:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=6578"},"modified":"2017-01-25T17:32:03","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T22:32:03","slug":"when-i-let-my-mind-wander","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2012\/06\/when-i-let-my-mind-wander.html","title":{"rendered":"when I let my mind wander&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 How does one solitary show end up in the middle of the road? Where is the other shoe? How does this happen? Who goes walking along and loses their shoe and thinks \u201cEh, I don\u2019t really need that\u201d and keeps on walking?  And why are there so many single shoes left in the road. Is it <em>that<\/em> common to lose a shoe without notice? This strange occurrence has me baffled. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/203780-medium.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/06\/203780-medium.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"203780-medium\" width=\"400\" height=\"260\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6579\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Obviously the logical conclusion is alien abduction.    <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 How does one solitary show end up in the middle of the road? Where is the other shoe? How does this happen? Who goes walking along and loses their shoe and thinks \u201cEh, I don\u2019t really need that\u201d and keeps on walking? And why are there so many single shoes left in the road. 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