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\u2026 Creative Minority Report declares it \u201cworst church banner ever<\/a>\u201c. But I don\u2019t know, I kind of like it. I mean a church banner in itself is just unbelievably tacky. Why not embrace the sheer craptasticness of it and be the best at being the worst. Nothing says felt church banners better than \u201cWTF\u201d, don\u2019t you think. <\/p>\n

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\u2026 Creative Minority Report declares it \u201cworst church banner ever\u201c. But I don\u2019t know, I kind of like it. I mean a church banner in itself is just unbelievably tacky. Why not embrace the sheer craptasticness of it and be the best at being the worst. Nothing says felt church banners better than \u201cWTF\u201d, don\u2019t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nmagnificent...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"... Creative Minority Report declares it "worst church banner ever". But I don't know, I kind of like it. 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