{"id":7860,"date":"2012-11-10T20:55:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T01:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=7860"},"modified":"2017-01-25T17:32:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T22:32:38","slug":"whoever-said-the-country-is-peaceful-and-quiet-lied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2012\/11\/whoever-said-the-country-is-peaceful-and-quiet-lied.html","title":{"rendered":"Whoever said the country is peaceful and quiet lied&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 The animals are acting crazy. I think they sense an imbalance in the force. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/985-obama-dr-evil2.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The dark side<\/a> is growing in strength. Oh, wait. That was probably racist. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the coyotes are getting braver. They howled and yipped all night in my back yard. Talk about creepy. And it would appear I have a lady bug infestation. And this morning a raccoon tried to throw itself in front of my riding lawnmower. And I bird flew into my kitchen window. Just a few days ago I deer tried to kill me while I took out the trash. Nature is very unsettling and I think it wants me dead.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/11\/coyote21.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2012\/11\/coyote21.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"coyote2\" width=\"413\" height=\"380\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7862\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 The animals are acting crazy. I think they sense an imbalance in the force. The dark side is growing in strength. Oh, wait. That was probably racist. Anyway, the coyotes are getting braver. They howled and yipped all night in my back yard. Talk about creepy. 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