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But I could tell this season is going to be as melodramatic-y and soap opera-ish as last season the minute that British Lord slipped the potato farmer chauffeur, Tom, a roofie. Really? Someone gets slipped a roofie in the season premier? That\u2019s the precedent we are setting? Well, I do suppose it\u2019s better than dying in the throes of coitus. Whatever. As long as you keep the me fed with an endless parade of flowing frocks and perfectly groomed eyebrows. Carry on. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"