{"id":903,"date":"2010-06-28T00:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-28T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2010\/06\/the-bartender-in-hell\/"},"modified":"2017-01-25T18:53:49","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T23:53:49","slug":"the-bartender-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2010\/06\/the-bartender-in-hell.html","title":{"rendered":"the Bartender in Hell…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u2026 a poem by Sarah Manguso<\/a><\/p>\n

I was a bartender in Hell.
People were coming up to the bar and asking for drinks
And I was saying There aren\u2019t any drinks here.
This is Hell.<\/span> I didn\u2019t have any drinks.
I didn\u2019t even have any glasses.
But I had to stay there.
A figure approached, sat down on a burning stool.
I know you don\u2019t have any drinks,<\/span> he said. It\u2019s alright<\/span>.
He went on. I was a painter while on earth.
I could do some painting here to fill the hours.
I have some canvases that the flames never touch
But they themselves burn whitely.
I am surrounded by thousands of canvases,<\/span> he said.
But the only color I have is white,
Staring back at me, wicked and eternal\u2026
<\/span>
<\/p>\n

Thanks for the poem, R.C \u2026. you\u2019re a hell of a guy.<\/p>\n

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