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\u2026 the tender fruit of my womb asked me this little nugget after we were done giggling over Herschel\u2019s<\/a> comment that the resurrection of the dead turned out to be walkers.<\/p>\n

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We had a nice long laugh about flying and vanishing relics and glorified bodies wandering about asking if anybody\u2019s seen their finger\u2026 or head. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"