{"id":9563,"date":"2013-04-01T22:33:33","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T02:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=9563"},"modified":"2017-01-25T19:16:58","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T00:16:58","slug":"reasons-not-to-let-kids-have-holy-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2013\/04\/reasons-not-to-let-kids-have-holy-water.html","title":{"rendered":"Reasons Not To Let Kids Have Holy Water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 Our poor cat. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2011\/09\/you-can-never-have-enough-holy-water.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">First there was the baptism by full immersion<\/a>. Now my son is performing exorcisms, convinced the cat is possessed.    <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/04\/possessed-cat-18971.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/04\/possessed-cat-18971.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"possessed-cat-18971\" width=\"500\" height=\"597\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9564\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pretty much any excuse to throw water on a cat. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 Our poor cat. First there was the baptism by full immersion. Now my son is performing exorcisms, convinced the cat is possessed. 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