{"id":9896,"date":"2013-05-06T22:26:33","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T02:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=9896"},"modified":"2017-01-26T19:04:19","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T00:04:19","slug":"girly-blather-meets-molto-bello-monday-and-baseball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2013\/05\/girly-blather-meets-molto-bello-monday-and-baseball.html","title":{"rendered":"Girly Blather Meets Molto Bello Monday and Baseball &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 How will I ever survive till October?! I miss Walking Dead. Specifically, I miss Daryl Dixon. Please enjoy this gratuitous display of Norman Reedus for your viewing pleasure. Ladies, you are welcome. Men, look away. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/norman.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/norman.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"norman\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9897\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/reedus.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/reedus.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"reedus\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9898\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>And speaking of God\u2019s creation, the beautiful man, how have I not watched baseball sooner? No seriously. It took my son getting involved in the sport before I noticed this whole new world of big armed, broad shouldered men. <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9899\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9899\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/040113_braves_CC8.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/040113_braves_CC8-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"040113_braves_CC8\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9899\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9899\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">El Oso Blanco, Evan Gattis<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9902\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9902\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/113188439_crop_650x440.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/113188439_crop_650x440-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"113188439_crop_650x440\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9902\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9902\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The beard that wears Brian Wilson\u2019s face<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9900\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9900\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/6698830.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/6698830-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"6698830\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9900\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9900\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Angel Pagan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9901\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9901\" style=\"width: 303px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/eastbound2.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/05\/eastbound2.jpg\" alt=\" \" title=\"eastbound2\" width=\"303\" height=\"498\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9901\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9901\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just kidding!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 How will I ever survive till October?! 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