{"id":447,"date":"2016-02-27T10:51:05","date_gmt":"2016-02-27T16:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thenakedjesus\/?p=447"},"modified":"2016-03-25T22:53:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T03:53:17","slug":"the-parable-of-the-greedy-ceo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thenakedjesus\/2016\/02\/the-parable-of-the-greedy-ceo\/","title":{"rendered":"The Parable of the Greedy CEO"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-646 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/665\/2016\/02\/greed3-300x235.png\" alt=\"greed3\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\">After speaking to a large crowd for a long time, Jesus was looking forward to just kicking back and relaxing, when someone from the back of the crowd shouted, \u201cJesus, tell my greedy brother to give me more of what our father left to the family.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Jesus looked at the man as said, \u201cReally? Really? You want me to get involved in your petty little greed-fest? Who do you think is being greedy, you for wanting more, or your brother for giving less? The reality is, you\u2019re both greedy, and the smallest amount of greed will never bring you closer to the Divine.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Turning back to the crowd that was still there, Jesus said, \u201cEveryone listen carefully, because what I\u2019m about to tell you is so very important. To understand your life, and the Divine in your life, you need to close your heart to greed; all forms of greed. It\u2019s so not healthy to define your life based on what you own, or think you own, or want to own, or wanting what others own. Greed is the poorest way of defining your life. Even the least bit, the smallest amount, of greed will control you and bring you down in the end. Life\u2019s so much more than things, even when you have a great many things.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u201cLet me share with you a story: There was this greedy CEO of a major Corporation who received a huge salary and bonuses based on how much the Corporation made in profit that year; the more the Corporation made, the bigger his bonus. Over the past years he did all he could to maximize profit, increase his bonus. He started paying workers lower wages while laying off many of the longtime employees; he closed local plants while opening plants in other countries where he could pay workers even less; he cut the quality of the product while increasing productivity requirements on those who were left; he used every tax loophole he could to save money while moving profits overseas and hiding assets. He thought to himself, \u2018If I only had more money, I could do so many things I have always wanted to do; I\u2019d be so much happier If I only had more. How can I increase the profits to the Corporation so I can make a huge bonus at the end of this year?\u2019 After spending all day, into the evening, thinking of ways, it hit him \u2013 Inversion. He would re-incorporate the company overseas in order to cut the tax burden on Corporate profits. This would allow the Corporation to save hundreds of millions in tax liabilities and pad his pocket with a multi-million-dollar bonus, and the Stockholders would be happy with a large dividend; everyone would be happy, except the workers.\u2019 He looked into the mirror and smiled, \u2018I will have so much more money and live the life I always wanted without all this pressure.\u2019 He was excited, because he would finally live a better life.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u201cIt was late, and he was tired. Before going to bed he emailed several people to get the ball rolling. As he started to fall asleep he heard the voice of the Divine, \u2018You\u2019re such a jerk, tonight is your last night on earth. Now, ask yourself who will get that fat bonus check?\u2019 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">This is what happens when you live your life for greed; you\u2019re always pushing for more things, thinking things will make happy. But all it does is make you miss out on living, on helping others. You keep saying to yourself, \u2018Only if I just had a little more I would be happier.\u2019 Never once realizing that a simple life is better. When you fill your life with things, you have no room for the Divine. Dump the things and make room for the Divine.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Based on Luke 12:13-<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After speaking to a large crowd for a long time, Jesus was looking forward to just kicking back and relaxing, when someone from the back of the crowd shouted, \u201cJesus, tell my greedy brother to give me more of what our father left to the family.\u201d Jesus looked at the man as said, \u201cReally? Really? 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