{"id":1267,"date":"2012-02-27T11:51:39","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T17:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/tinseltalk\/?p=1267"},"modified":"2012-02-27T15:37:11","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T21:37:11","slug":"oscar-wrapup-bad-no-good-horrible-limericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/tinseltalk\/2012\/02\/oscar-wrapup-bad-no-good-horrible-limericks\/","title":{"rendered":"Oscar Wrap-Up: Bad, No Good, Horrible Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\"\"<\/a>For all those lost in a ditch,<\/p>\n

Angie and Brad love hit fever pitch.<\/p>\n

She showed her thigh<\/p>\n

He waved hi<\/p>\n

But she needed to eat a sandwich.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Meryl did something shady<\/p>\n

As she accepted her award so weighty.<\/p>\n

She thanked her man,<\/p>\n

And more in the stands<\/p>\n

But forgot to thank the real Iron Lady.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Some ashes on Seacrest were spent,<\/p>\n

While walking the red carpet<\/p>\n

By a dictatorial mess<\/p>\n

Seeking some press<\/p>\n

But we know they\u2019re really for Lent!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Billy Crystal waxed lyrical,<\/p>\n

But by any measure empirical,<\/p>\n

To bring life to a show<\/p>\n

That tends to go and go,<\/p>\n

Well, it would take a miracle!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Add your own below!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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