1. Your message was good. You didn\u2019t blaspheme the Holy Spirit or anything.<\/p>\n
2. What is the deal with your weight?<\/p>\n
9. Don\u2019t you think your secretary is too attractive?<\/p>\n
14. You should warn people first before you show pictures of snakes in your sermons.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Help add to Brandon\u2019s list of crazy stuff you\u2019ve heard around church.\u00a0 My faves: 1. Your message was good. You didn\u2019t blaspheme the Holy Spirit or anything. 2. What is the deal with your weight? 9. Don\u2019t you think your secretary is too attractive? 14. You should warn people first before you show pictures of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-church"],"yoast_head":"\n
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