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Rev. Smith: My wife made me go to see Blindside. I liked it. Sandra Bullock makes a pretty blond. I didn\u2019t see anything else besides Up, when my grandkids brought it over. It was cute, but I didn\u2019t like the chicken creature. Was it a girl? Thought it was a boy until the baby came along. I don\u2019t like gender confusion. I did like the talking dog. That Hurt Locker sounds kinda interesting, but I suppose it has bad language. They always ruin the war films with bad language.<\/p>\n

via cheaper than therapy: Oscar Roundtable<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"