{"id":838,"date":"2009-12-09T12:55:24","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T18:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/tonyjones\/?p=838"},"modified":"2015-03-13T17:03:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T22:03:42","slug":"hipster-emergent-eyeglasses-my-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/tonyjones\/2009\/12\/09\/hipster-emergent-eyeglasses-my-secret\/","title":{"rendered":"Hipster Emergent Eyeglasses &#8211; My Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>In Dan Brown fashion, Andrew Jones has broken the code regarding the hipster, black-framed, emergent spectacles, tracing it back to Karl Barth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Well, I\u2019ve got a secret.\u00a0 I buy my glasses for $39.\u00a0 That\u2019s right.\u00a0 $39.\u00a0 At that price, you can get a couple pairs for yourself, and you, too, can be emergent!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Click below to get some for yourself.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqzyfj.com\/92102ox52x4KOSMTTMMKMLQORNPU\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\"><br>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I think that Rob Bell pays more for his.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Dan Brown fashion, Andrew Jones has broken the code regarding the hipster, black-framed, emergent spectacles, tracing it back to Karl Barth. 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