{"id":16,"date":"2011-09-26T09:57:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/unequallyyoked\/2011\/09\/search-engine-soup\/"},"modified":"2012-11-15T22:31:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T03:31:59","slug":"search-engine-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/unequallyyoked\/2011\/09\/search-engine-soup.html","title":{"rendered":"Search Engine Soup"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>This marks the 400th post on this blog, so it\u2019s time for a roundup of strange search terms that led people to this blog. \u00a0You can refer back to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unequally-yoked.com\/2010\/10\/what-brought-me-here-what-brought-you.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">previous<\/a> roundups to see how the\u00a0perceived\u00a0character of the blog has changed. \u00a0Now, take it away, Google!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-UThMgr4ofik\/Tn_z4B4hH8I\/AAAAAAAABmk\/IDcYZlJBLY0\/s1600\/GoogleImFeelingLucky.png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-UThMgr4ofik\/Tn_z4B4hH8I\/AAAAAAAABmk\/IDcYZlJBLY0\/s320\/GoogleImFeelingLucky.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"183\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>You know I like data, but my political science major doesn\u2019t prepare me to help the person looking for\u00a0<strong>statistics of why believing in santa claus is harmful<\/strong>. \u00a0I\u2019m similarly at a loss for the person trying to solve the\u00a0<strong>gay marriage free-rider problem\u00a0<\/strong>or setting up a\u00a0<strong>case study of transhumanism babies<\/strong>. \u00a0But send me your journal articles once you get the ball rolling, guys!<\/p>\n<p>There were a lot of people who came here with questions, and I\u2019ve tried to pair them up with other search terms that might provide an answer (though I won\u2019t answer for the quality of the advice!):<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><br>\n<strong><\/strong><strong>Q:\u00a0what to do when your mind thinks like an athiest<\/strong><br>\n<strong><\/strong><strong>A:\u00a0life is empty and meaningless + cartoons<\/strong><br>\n<strong><br>\n<\/strong><strong>Q: i need a prayer for me to pray for my boyfriend who do me wrong<\/strong><br>\n<strong>A:<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>consequence of using consecrated host in voodoo<\/strong><br>\n<strong><br>\n<\/strong><strong>Q:\u00a0gifts for a scotsman<\/strong><br>\n<strong>A: jesus heals ten lepers coloring page<\/strong><br>\n<strong><br>\n<\/strong><br>\nI don\u2019t know what the following people were looking for, but I hope they find it and come back to share it with me:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>spinoza voldemort<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>quick and easy neck ruff<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>muppets rizzo fanfic<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Finally, the \u2018most on-the-nose\u2019 prize goes to the person searching for\u00a0<strong>geeky atheist picks a fight<\/strong>, but I\u2019m willing to award honorable mentions to\u00a0<strong>i love epidemiology <\/strong>and<strong>\u00a0non euclidian crochet<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Still, stacking those three up against the wide range of\u00a0bizarro\u00a0inputs, I\u2019d say it looks like bad news for the person who claims<strong>\u00a0i am not an atheist i believe in google<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/4256452356987023523-6998091120361027401?l=www.unequally-yoked.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This marks the 400th post on this blog, so it\u2019s time for a roundup of strange search terms that led people to this blog. \u00a0You can refer back to previous roundups to see how the\u00a0perceived\u00a0character of the blog has changed. \u00a0Now, take it away, Google! 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