{"id":387,"date":"2010-07-20T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T09:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/unequallyyoked\/2010\/07\/two-quick-stories-about-santa-and-empiricism\/"},"modified":"2012-04-09T00:46:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T04:46:12","slug":"two-quick-stories-about-santa-and-empiricism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/unequallyyoked\/2010\/07\/two-quick-stories-about-santa-and-empiricism.html","title":{"rendered":"Two quick stories about Santa and Empiricism"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_b7Eh98KJ_qI\/TEUf1qZFklI\/AAAAAAAABAI\/UWwLthWmz-U\/s1600\/scientific-santa.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_b7Eh98KJ_qI\/TEUf1qZFklI\/AAAAAAAABAI\/UWwLthWmz-U\/s320\/scientific-santa.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I really appreciate the personal stories that were shared in the comments thread of yesterday\u2019s post on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unequally-yoked.com\/2010\/07\/is-santa-claus-bad-influence-on_19.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Santa Claus<\/a>. \u00a0I\u2019m going to be returning to some of the more philosophical issues that were raised tomorrow in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unequally-yoked.com\/search\/label\/weatherwax%20wednesday\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Weatherwax Wednesday<\/a> post (luckily enough, Terry Pratchett wrote an entire book about the Discworld analogue of Santa, so I\u2019ve got some great passages to draw on). \u00a0For today, I thought I\u2019d just share two stories about my own experiences with Santa growing up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Experiment<\/strong><br>\nOnce everyone in the elementary school cafeteria was speculating that Santa might not be real after all, I kept trying to figure out a way to settle the question. \u00a0The obvious impossibilities of flying reindeer, etc were of no account, since they were <em>magic <\/em>(and, at this point, I was still several years away from the sinking feeling when my eleventh birthday passed with no Hogwarts letter). \u00a0There had to be a way to figure out if the whole Santa story were true, but the very nature of the controversy made it impossible to ask my parents for help. \u00a0Finally, I came up with a plan:<\/p>\n<p>I would figure out the Christmas present I wanted most in the whole world and then not mention it to anyone. I would try to conceal any interest I had in it, such that it would not occur to anyone to give it to me as a present. \u00a0The only place I would reveal my desire would be in my letter to Santa, which I would allow no one to read. \u00a0Thus, if Santa truly got his mail or simply could read what was in my heart, the single present I wanted most would be under the tree on Christmas morning. \u00a0If not, no one but me would notice its absence.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m pretty sure that test would have settled it, but, before I could implement it, I realized that if I were correct that Santa was a lie, I was setting myself up for a very disappointing Christmas. \u00a0I couldn\u2019t bear to lose presents and beliefs in one fell swoop, so confirmation of my theory would have to wait a while.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br>\n<\/strong><br>\n<strong>The Final Proof<\/strong><br>\nSanta would always leave us a nice note on Christmas morning, thanking us for the cookies for him and the carrots for the reindeer. \u00a0Most mythical creatures who visited our house were similarly meticulous letterwriters. \u00a0When the tooth fairy made one of her frequent visits to my room (I had seven baby teeth pulled out by my dentist as a small child, much to my dismay), in addition to a new paperback book, she would leave a note that praised me for my bravery in the dentist\u2019s chair in direct proportion to how protracted the latest extraction had been.<\/p>\n<p>One morning, after another terrible trip to the dentist, I reached clumsily for the letter from the Tooth Fairy on the windowsill above my bed. \u00a0Glancing quickly, I was sure I had it, but when I started to read, I realized I had grabbed up Santa\u2019s old letter from Christmas instead. \u00a0A moment later, I had the two letters side by side and was able to confirm that the handwriting was exactly the same. \u00a0Either Santa and the Tooth Fairy were using the same girl in the typing pool, or the jig was up for good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thinkinggrounds.blogspot.com\/2010\/07\/santa-jesus-and-holy-spirit.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Christian H<\/em><\/a><em> and <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/learningtobeanewlywed.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/my-open-letter-to-santa-claus.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Bonnie<\/em><\/a><em> have essays on the Santa Claus problem on their own blogs, which are well worth checking out. \u00a0See you tomorrow for more!<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/4256452356987023523-1630619334366399706?l=www.unequally-yoked.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really appreciate the personal stories that were shared in the comments thread of yesterday\u2019s post on Santa Claus. \u00a0I\u2019m going to be returning to some of the more philosophical issues that were raised tomorrow in my Weatherwax Wednesday post (luckily enough, Terry Pratchett wrote an entire book about the Discworld analogue of Santa, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":127,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[129,130,116],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parsing-catholicism","tag-christmas","tag-santa-claus","tag-skepticism"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - 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