\n1.\u00a0 You wake up in the morning feeling rested.
\n2.\u00a0\u00a0 You dress cute.
\n3.\u00a0\u00a0 You highlight your hair and never wear ponytails.
\n4.\u00a0\u00a0 You find yourself at Starbucks at ten on a weekday morning doing nothing.
\n5.\u00a0\u00a0 Your bookshelves have room for knick knacks and you actually eat on your dining\u00a0\u00a0 room table.
\n6.\u00a0\u00a0 You have time to go out for lunch with friends, to put makeup on, and to shave.
\n7.\u00a0\u00a0 You vacation in places other than Washington D.C. and Gettysburg.
\n8.\u00a0\u00a0 Your husband doesn\u2019t work from home in his jammies or call you \u2018Mother.\u2019
\n9.\u00a0\u00a0 Your children wouldn\u2019t recognize a G.A. Henty book if it walked up and slapped them in the face.
\n10.\u00a0\u00a0 You wouldn\u2019t recognize a G.A. Henty book if it walked up and slapped you in the face.
\n11.\u00a0\u00a0 You drive a car that seats fewer than nine people.
\n12.\u00a0\u00a0 You enjoy movies, Cold Play, and swing dancing.
\n13.\u00a0\u00a0 It\u2019s halfway through February and you haven\u2019t had a breakdown yet.
\n14.\u00a0\u00a0 You think Saxon is the name of an ancient English people.
\n15.\u00a0\u00a0 You don\u2019t have a month of meals or half a cow in your deep freeze.
\n16.\u00a0\u00a0 Most days you feel happy.
\n17.\u00a0\u00a0 You put steroids on your baby\u2019s eczema instead of converting the entire family to a vegan\/gluten-free\/lactose intolerant\/sugarless diet in hopes it goes away.
\n18.\u00a0\u00a0 You have never once, for any reason or under any circumstances, have considered making your own baby wipes.
\n19.\u00a0\u00a0 You have never had the thrill of wearing tennis shoes with a dress.
\n20.\u00a0 You have fewer than six children and don\u2019t feel guilty.
\n21.\u00a0\u00a0 You have no desire to make your own candles nor do you fantasize about living \u2018off the grid.\u2019
\n22.\u00a0\u00a0 You have sex for non-procreational reasons.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1.\u00a0 You wake up in the morning feeling rested. 2.\u00a0\u00a0 You dress cute. 3.\u00a0\u00a0 You highlight your hair and never wear ponytails. 4.\u00a0\u00a0 You find yourself at Starbucks at ten on a weekday morning doing nothing. 5.\u00a0\u00a0 Your bookshelves have room for knick knacks and you actually eat on your dining\u00a0\u00a0 room table. 6.\u00a0\u00a0 You […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n