{"id":107,"date":"2011-12-20T11:19:49","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T16:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/wholemama\/?p=107"},"modified":"2011-12-20T11:19:49","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T16:19:49","slug":"the-fight-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/wholemama\/2011\/12\/the-fight-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fight Before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2018Twas was the night before Christmas,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And the house was a dump.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The kids were feeling Christmassy,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But I was a grump.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The laundry piled up, the table was crummy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No gifts had been wrapped, nothing made that was yummy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The children were nestled all snug in their beds,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">While visions of a happy mama danced in their heads.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But I was working so hard to make them a Christmas,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I didn\u2019t have time for all this merriment business.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For only that morning I had heard such a ruckus<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I jumped out of my chair to see what the sound was.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Away down the stairs I flew in a fright<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And saw there below me a most disturbing sight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The lamp on the table that stood by the couch<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Illuminated a scene that turned me a grouch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Why what to my wondering eyes should I see?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But all six of my kids in a grand reverie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Boxes and papers and tissue galore,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Scissors and glue and glitter on the floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Without stopping to ask why,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Or find out the reason,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I flew into a fit, regardless of season.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I snapped and I sent them all to their rooms,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Filling their hearts with holiday doom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How Grinchlike I felt, how ugly, how Scroogey,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To ruin their fun by being so moody.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I went back to my room where I huffed and I sat,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All that big mess and I still had to wrap!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What were they thinking, those children o\u2019mine,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That I had nothing to do but clean all the time?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The next day dawned\u2014cold, but real sunny,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was Christmas and\u2013you know what is funny?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We were sitting by the fire, unwrapping our gifts,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When my little girl said, with a bit of a lisp,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cThis one\u2019s for Mommy\u201d and in her sweet hand,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Was the gift she had made me, the day I\u2019d been mad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2018I love you\u2019 it said in a childish print,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Surrounded by hearts with a glittery tint.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Just like that I saw them, these children of mine,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who made the house dirty most all of the time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The messes, the laundry, the cooking, the clutter,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Suddenly seemed nothing;\u00a0 my heart softened like butter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I sat there that morning, surrounded by mess,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And witnessed with wonder their gift-giving fest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It hit me, it did, in the moments that followed,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That \u2018resentment\u2019 was a bitter pill for any mother to swallow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So I scooped them all up, both babies and teens,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And kissed them and hugged them with all of my means.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What mattered not just this day, but all of the rest,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Were the children God gave me\u2014who cares \u2019bout the mess?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As I pondered these things, that sweet Christmas day,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I swear I could almost hear St. Nicholas say:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2018Happy Christmas to all, and to all, <em>no more fights<\/em>!\u2019<\/p>\n<p 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