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\u201cZen could be said to be the biggest joke that has ever been played in the spiritual realm. But it is a practical joke, very practical. However, there is a difference between a joke and a trick. One of the problems that we in America have ended up with is that when people try to be \u2018Zennie,\u2019 they do that by being tricky.\u201d \u2013 Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche (1)<\/p>\n
The robes, the posture, the decorum \u2013 all of these can contribute to the trick, that Zen is a spiritual masquerade. So in this post, I want to continue chipping away at that notion, the notion that Zen is about any particular way of being. Because as Trungpa goes on to say, \u201c\u2026trickiness undermines others\u2019 openness, and the whole thing feels so extremely awesome and reverent, so solid and solemn.\u201d<\/p>\n
Enter Hakuin and his painting above and below. Rather cute (or crude) cartoons. The drawing above presents us with a riddle: \u201cI have eight small legs and two large legs. Who am I?\u201d<\/p>\n
The whisk says, \u201cAren\u2019t you a crab?\u201d<\/p>\n
An animated presentation of the dream land (maky\u014d), with talking crabs and whisks too. And a truth inquiry that\u2019s hidden in the open. \u201cWho am I?\u201d<\/p>\n
The lowly crab was one of Hakuin\u2019s frequently visited themes, emphasizing the radical immanence of the buddhadharma in a not-so-flipping-serious Zen way. In that vein, Tanahashi notes Hakuin-esquely, Zen numerology (tongue-in-cheek) way (as those of you who studied Hakuin in the Vine<\/a> last year would surely attest), that the eight legs represent the eightfold path<\/a> and the two pincers represent the \u201cperfection of happiness\u201d and the \u201cperfection of wisdom.\u201d<\/p>\n The caption says,<\/p>\n \u201cMr. Crab, are you going forward or backward? Are those eyes or pimples?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMr. Frog, are you sitting or standing? Or somewhere in between?\u201d<\/p>\n Again, \u201cwho are you?\u201d is the lighthearted, dead-serious theme. It\u2019s a joke, not a trick.<\/p>\n The frog teases the crab for being a crab and the crab teases the frog for being a frog. Sound familiar?<\/p>\n And finally, here\u2019s a longer piece for which there doesn\u2019t appear to be a surviving graphic presentation.<\/p>\n 286. BOTH ARMS RAISED up high, both eyes staring like stalks at the blue sky, this tiny riverside creature scrabbles its way into the reeds. On looking more closely, I discovered that it was Crab Sensei. <\/em><\/p>\n Addressing him, I said: \u201cAh! How strong and brave you are, even as you humble yourself before all things for your peace and security. The trouble comes when someone gets puffed up and arrogant. You always gaze upward as though worshipping the Buddha\u2019s blue eyes, like you were one of the host of eighty thousand who attended the preaching at Vulture Peak. It is a gaze that takes everything in, like that of the usurper Wang Mang, (2) whose loathing enemies would even today devour him alive. It is the gaze of a cat who pretends to doze under a peony in the warm spring sun, and suddenly leaps to catch a butterfly. It is the gaze of a Zen monk steadily scanning the distant heavens and aspiring to the freedom to transcend those heights (though this is a perilous trap for him). But what is your real intent in assuming that brave and manly attitude with your six legs and two pincers and revering Heaven like that?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Crab Sensei replied, \u201cI have my reasons for scuttling sideways the way I do. I\u2019m not just indulging in some cheeky sport. I must also point out that I am different from the four examples you just gave.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n With deepest respect I then said to him, \u201cI was sure that was the case. Would you please fill me in on the particulars of that difference?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Shuffling and scuttling around, Crab Sensei whispered in a tiny voice, \u201cTo tell the truth, I\u2019m quite an ignorant fellow. I\u2019m not sure myself. I\u2019ve just always acted like this.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cCould that be your original nature?\u201d I asked.<\/em><\/p>\n Edging sideways, Crab Sensei said, \u201cI don\u2019t know. I don\u2019t know\u201d\u00a0and disappeared into the reeds.<\/em> (5)<\/p>\n Crab Sensei, with six legs and proclivity to hide away, is probably not technically a crab, but an Anomurans, aka, Hermit Crab.\u00a0 Hakuin looks closely to discover this hermit and then bathes them in (feint?) praise, especially in his description of the hermit\u2019s gaze \u2013 worshipful, hungry, and set on gain, using practice as a trick to get out of the present circumstance, what Hakuin calls a \u201cperilous trap.\u201d Oh, Crab Sensei, what is your real intention?<\/p>\n Crab Sensei continues with the hermit strategy, unwilling to acknowledge being seen by the teacher. I\u2019ve employed this a time or two, and seen some students in dokusan wiggling this way and that as well, pincers at the ready, and not necessarily ready to clamp onto the \u201cperfection of happiness.\u201d<\/p>\n Look at the skillfully delicate approach Hakuin uses, \u201cWith deepest respect \u2026 please fill me in\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n Crab Sensei, of course, is just being an unselfconscious crab. For a crab, scuttling around, glaring at the heavens, wildly fraying about with pincers, is something close to its original nature. For a human being who is crabby, though, even if that is your original nature, watch out with those damn pincers!<\/p>\n Crab Sensei says, \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d and scuttles into the reeds.\u00a0Could that be your original nature?<\/p>\n I\u2019m going now to go have tea with my wife. How about you?<\/p>\n (1) From Lion\u2019s Roar,\u00a0Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche,\u00a0\u201cZen Mind, Vajra Mind.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n (2) Both paintings from\u00a0Penetrating Laughter: Hakuin\u2019s Zen & Art,\u00a0<\/em>Kazuaki Tanahashi, pp. 40 \u2013 41.<\/p>\n (3) Waddell notes, \u201cThe usurper Wang Mang (1st century B.C.) After marrying his daughter to the Han emperor P\u2019ing Ti, Wang Mang poisoned him, and then had his daughter name her infant son as emperor and appoint himself regent. He later declared himself emperor. When his own army later turned against him, his soldiers tore his corpse into pieces.\u201d\u00a0Complete Poison Blossoms from a Thicket of Thorn<\/em>, p. 474.<\/p>\n (4)\u00a0Hakuin Zenji, Complete Poison Blossoms from a Thicket of Thorn<\/em>, trs. Norman Wadell, p. 473.<\/p>\n D\u014dsh\u014d Port began practicing Zen in 1977 and now co-teaches with his wife, Tetsugan Zummach Sensei, with the Vine of Obstacles: Online Support for Zen Training<\/a>, an internet-based Zen community. D\u014dsh\u014d received dharma transmission from Dainin Katagiri R\u014dshi and inka sh\u014dmei from James My\u014dun Ford R\u014dshi in the Harada-Yasutani lineage. D\u014dsh\u014d\u2019s translation and commentary on The Record of Empty Hall: One Hundred Classic Koans,<\/em><\/a>\u00a0is now available (Shambhala). He is also the author\u00a0of\u00a0Keep Me In Your Heart a While: The Haunting Zen of Dainin Katagiri<\/a><\/i>. Click here<\/a> to support the teaching practice of D\u014dsh\u014d R\u014dshi at Patreon.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cZen could be said to be the biggest joke that has ever been played in the spiritual realm. But it is a practical joke, very practical. 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