{"id":1528,"date":"2010-01-06T21:53:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T21:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2010\/01\/for-fourth-graders-learning-the-ten-commandments\/"},"modified":"2017-01-24T19:13:36","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T00:13:36","slug":"for-fourth-graders-learning-the-ten-commandments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2010\/01\/for-fourth-graders-learning-the-ten-commandments.html","title":{"rendered":"For Fourth-Graders Learning the Ten Commandments"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><em>Posted by Webster <\/em><br>\nI was nervous returning to my fourth-grade religious ed class this afternoon after two weeks off for the Christmas holidays. I was afraid I might have lost my connection with the kids, and like other teachers, I did find them more restless than they had been before the break.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_dmDaLWNETzg\/S0VMPDy0DJI\/AAAAAAAAAz0\/Eyep8SUUdbw\/s1600-h\/TenCs\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border-image: initial;\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_dmDaLWNETzg\/S0VMPDy0DJI\/AAAAAAAAAz0\/Eyep8SUUdbw\/s200\/TenCs\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"199\"><\/a>As usual, I entered the class with a bare-bones mission: Spend the next two or even three weeks going over the Ten Commandments. These children know <em>so little <\/em>about their Faith, their Church and its history, I consider it a minor miracle when they can all recite the Hail Mary.<\/p>\n<p>So I hatched a plan. An unauthorized plan neither provided for in our study guide nor sanctioned by the Vatican. But I thought it might be fun. At the beginning of class, I handed out paper and pencil and asked the class to imagine that the twelve of us (five kids were absent) had been stranded on a desert island. \u201cOh, Mr. Bull! You mean like <em>Lost?!<\/em>\u201d \u201cExactly, J. Like <em>Lost.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then I asked them to imagine that they had to come up with rules for living together, so that no one would get hurt and everyone would be happy. I asked each child to begin one rule with the word <em>Always <\/em>and a second rule with the word <em>Never. <\/em>Then I collected the papers and chose from their answers our class\u2019s very own Ten Commandments:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Always be nice.<\/li>\n<li>Never leave the group.<\/li>\n<li>Always sleep until at least nine o\u2019clock.<\/li>\n<li>Never chew gum.<\/li>\n<li>Never steel [<em>sic<\/em>] from one another.<\/li>\n<li>Never pick your nose.<\/li>\n<li>Never kill anybody.<\/li>\n<li>Always take a shower with clothes on.<\/li>\n<li>Never go anywhere without a partner.<\/li>\n<li>Never eat the tiny fish.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Say what you will of my method, I had their attention, at least for a few minutes. We talked about <em>how <\/em>we had come up with these ten laws. We moved to the way our Congress and President create laws. Finally, we moved to God and Moses on the mountain.<\/p>\n<p>We ended with a simple point. 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