{"id":196,"date":"2011-10-13T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/?p=196"},"modified":"2017-01-24T18:20:02","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T23:20:02","slug":"for-jesus-ween-no-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2011\/10\/for-jesus-ween-no-way.html","title":{"rendered":"For Jesus “Ween?” No Way!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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This sounds like a job for my 10 year old, Jango Fett the Bounty Hunter. Have a look,<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\nNot no, but hell no! Jesus went to hell and back to save all souls. Every knee will bend when hearing his name. You don\u2019t go adding suffixes <a href=\"http:\/\/yimcatholic.blogspot.com\/2010\/12\/because-and-you-shall-name-him.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">to his name<\/a>, no matter what day of the year it is.<\/p>\nIt\u2019s time to teach my youngest the rudiments of the Five-paragraph order: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Five_paragraph_order\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">SMEAC<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\nS<\/strong>ituation:<\/em><\/p>\nJedi Master: \u201cWell meaning Christian do-gooders have kidnapped Jesus and have manacled him to the Suffix Ween.\u201d .<\/p>\nM<\/strong>ission:<\/em><\/p>\n\u201cFree Jesus from the clutches of the dreaded Suffix named Ween, Jango Fett,\u201d<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/85\/2011\/10\/Obi-Wan-Kenobi-02-Large.jpeg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-202\" title=\"Obi Wan Kenobi 02 Large\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/85\/2011\/10\/Obi-Wan-Kenobi-02-Large-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\"><\/a><\/p>\nE<\/strong>xecution:<\/em><\/p>\n\u201cbut bring me the Suffix back alive. Is that understood?\u201d<\/p>\nJango Fett: \u201cAs you wish. Two questions. How much is the bounty and can I punish those who did this to Jesus?\u201d<\/p>\nA<\/strong>dministration:<\/em><\/p>\nJedi Master: \u201cThe bounty is 100,000 credits, a high premium due to the dangerous reputation of Suffixes. You will be paid upon your arrival, with Ween, to our base on the planet Hethar<\/em>. As for punishing the captors of Jesus, use only the amount of force necessary to free him from Ween, and that which is necessary for your own self-defense. Use your discretion given the circumstances that you encounter. You are to free Jesus, but to collect your bounty, you must bring me the Suffix alive.\u201d<\/p>\nL<\/strong>ogistics:<\/em><\/p>\n\u201cI trust your ship is in good condition?\u201d<\/p>\nJango Fett: \u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\nC<\/strong>ommand and Signals<\/em><\/p>\nJedi Master: \u201cGood. You are on your own then. When you have custody of the Suffix and enter the Hethar<\/em> system, contact us on Guard Channel 362.5. I wish you success, and may the Force be with you.<\/p>\nJango Fett: \u201cThank you. It\u2019s always a pleasure to meet a Jedi\u201d<\/p>\nJedi Master: \u201cOne other thing Jango Fett. Say Trick or Treat as loud as you can and say thank you when you are given candy. The more you get, the more you can share with me.<\/p>\nJango Fett: \u201cDad!\u201d<\/p>\nH\/T: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2011\/10\/08\/my-ween-it-has-a-first-name-its-j-e-s-u-s\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">slacktivist<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/starwars.wikia.com\/wiki\/Main_Page\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Wookiepedia.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This sounds like a job for my 10 year old, Jango Fett the Bounty Hunter. 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