{"id":5585,"date":"2012-01-13T01:00:08","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T06:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/?p=5585"},"modified":"2017-01-24T18:14:42","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T23:14:42","slug":"my-inner-southerner-gets-hold-of-the-laptop-look-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2012\/01\/my-inner-southerner-gets-hold-of-the-laptop-look-out.html","title":{"rendered":"My Inner Southerner Git’s A Holt of the Laptop. Look Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>


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Warning: What you are about to read should be done so with your mind\u2019s <\/em>best approximation of a Southern, Hillbilly from Tennessee (read, \u201cTannersee<\/em>\u201c) accent. Don\u2019t say you weren\u2019t warned. \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n

Didja heer that Stephen Colbert might run fur Prezident? I might jess vote fur \u2019em too. \u2018Cause you doan have to be a pacificist, like Dorothy Day for instance, to know that<\/p>\n

sayin\u2019 stuff like what you\u2019ll heer below is jess plain wrong. You jess have to be a Catholic who has read even just a small fracshun o\u2019 the Catechism<\/a> to node that what you\u2019ll heer below is miles, and miles, off coarse.<\/p>\n

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Maybe you\u2019ve heard about the Juss Whoa-ah Doctrine. Maybe not. I rememba<\/p>\n

h discussing it clearly when I was in RCIA classes, because I had spent a good chunk of my \u00a0life studyin\u2019, and preparin\u2019 fo-ah, and bein\u2019 ready to go to, whoa-ah. And I\u2019m a Southernah too, so if I want to rite with my acksent, I kin. Doan gimme no guff. And yet Mistah<\/p>\n

Santorum said this here without blinking an eye last Fall when he was a makin\u2019 his stops in South Carolina.<\/p>\n