{"id":7785,"date":"2012-04-12T10:15:18","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T15:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/?p=7785"},"modified":"2017-01-24T17:56:27","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T22:56:27","slug":"contraception-the-billionaires-wife-teletubbies-and-toking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2012\/04\/contraception-the-billionaires-wife-teletubbies-and-toking.html","title":{"rendered":"Contraception, the Billionaire&#8217;s Wife, Toking Cathechists, and Teletubbies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/85\/2012\/04\/pill.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7786\" title=\"pill\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/85\/2012\/04\/pill-300x243.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"243\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thomas L. MacDonald, one of my newest Patheos Catholic portal classmates, brings all of the above together in the tragicomic opera that is the the unmoored modern Catholic. I say unmoored, but that word assumes someone was on a ship in the first place. Perhaps \u201cborn in captivity\u201d would be a better description.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Have a look at the tale over at his blog, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/godandthemachine\/2012\/04\/billionaires-wife-thinks-theres-too-many-non-billionaires\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><em>God and the Machine<\/em><\/a>. Belinda Gates grapples with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_White_Man's_Burden\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the White Man\u2019s Burden<\/a> and it\u2019s proof positive that money doesn\u2019t inform consciences very well.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, everyone knows that artificial contraception is the only way to prevent pregnancy. You are a procreating machine that simply cannot be understood.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2012\/02\/because-sexually-you-arent-a-black-box.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Oh, wait.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wonder if Thomas will like that post? After all, it\u2019s got machines and stuff in it\u2026<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/85\/2012\/04\/Spock_tricorder.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-7794\" title=\"Spock_tricorder\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/85\/2012\/04\/Spock_tricorder-284x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"284\" height=\"300\"><\/a>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thomas L. MacDonald, one of my newest Patheos Catholic portal classmates, brings all of the above together in the tragicomic opera that is the the unmoored modern Catholic. 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