{"id":811,"date":"2011-04-10T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-10T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2011\/04\/because-sometimes-jesus-wears-polyester-shorts\/"},"modified":"2017-01-24T18:27:35","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T23:27:35","slug":"because-sometimes-jesus-wears-polyester-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2011\/04\/because-sometimes-jesus-wears-polyester-shorts.html","title":{"rendered":"Because Sometimes Jesus Wears Polyester Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div class=\"post-body entry-content\">Guest Post by <a href=\"http:\/\/houseunseen.blogspot.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Dwija Borobia<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"post-body entry-content\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/--45DKgfqPf8\/TaHOV4go6gI\/AAAAAAAAAnA\/Mut3FXkFE68\/s1600\/151806L.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/--45DKgfqPf8\/TaHOV4go6gI\/AAAAAAAAAnA\/Mut3FXkFE68\/s200\/151806L.jpg\" width=\"200\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"post-body entry-content\">How do I make seeing the light of Christ entertaining?  That\u2019s what I\u2019ve   been wrestling with in my mind.  I can\u2019t  just  say \u201cWhen we moved to rural Michigan, we basked in the light of Jesus\u201d and then  stop.\u00a0   I can\u2019t even say \u201cand  he had  a white beard,\u201d because most people imagine Jesus with  a beard, and so  it\u2019s still not funny.  How about this: When we moved  here, we saw the  light of Jesus and He was wearing polyester shorts.   Also He was a woman  with red hair (who we\u2019ll get to on another day).\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><\/div>\n<p><a name=\"more\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><br>After we closed on our house  but before we had  left California, Tommy had the brilliant idea to  call our one and only  neighbor, ostensibly to introduce ourselves, but  really because we were  scared that the reason our house had been on the  market for so long was  that it shared a fence with some kind of  psycho, like an axe murderer or  an amateur metal-band guitarist.  Much  to our relief, the littler white  house is owned by a single, retired  army officer who does genealogy  reports for families and is the music  director at his church.  He told  us that the storm door on our house  was broken and that there were a lot  of walnut trees.  Whew!  Another  bullet dodged!  And we would have been  perfectly content had it ended  there, but it didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>Flash  forward to Mike-Tyson-punches-you-while-you\u2019re-in-labor-and-have-food-poisoning.   Here  comes Gordon, his elastic-waist, polyester shorts neatly  pressed, white  beard trimmed just so, his arms filled with love and  kindness.  The  minute he got off the phone that day with Tommy, you  see, he started  collecting things for us- event calendars, family  activities lists,  local newspapers, coupons to nearby restaurants.  In  another basket was a  coffee mug filled with Hershey\u2019s kisses and mints  and a wooden pen that  he had carved by hand after he found out that  Tommy was a woodworker.  And rolled up neatly with all the other goodies  was this amazing list that he had put together just for us, filled with  all his trusted service-people and friends, in case we needed anything  when we arrived.<\/p>\n<p>This beautiful list has been used and abused and loved  and is still absolutely indispensable to us on this journey, all because  of the kindness of a stranger.  And to top it off, as if all that  wasn\u2019t already enough, we found out that he had his entire congregation  praying for our safety and happiness as we drove our silly selves <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Most-Scenic-Drives-America-Spectacular\/dp\/0762105801\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">across this great country<\/a>.   Hundreds of people that we didn\u2019t even know had been thinking, hoping,  praying that we, a little family from California who they might never  know would make it safely to our new home.  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