{"id":9363,"date":"2012-07-18T08:30:53","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T13:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/?p=9363"},"modified":"2015-06-07T23:35:59","modified_gmt":"2015-06-08T04:35:59","slug":"because-we-need-sheets-even-if-we-think-we-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/yimcatholic\/2012\/07\/because-we-need-sheets-even-if-we-think-we-dont.html","title":{"rendered":"Because We Need Sheets, Even If We Think We Don’t"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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On Sunday, my family and I made a trip to a little college in a little town near the peach capital of South Carolina. We did so in order to drop my daughter off at a camp that her lacrosse team was attending. After a lunch stop at a local eatery, we wound our way through the town on our way to the campus. As we did, we passed by an old, impressive looking Baptist church, established in 1878.<\/p>\n

Up and down that same street were a number of other churches with impressive steeples, and my daughter asked the following question. \u201cDad, how is Mass different in these churches from ours?\u201d A short question, and as we were getting close to our destination, and as I was navigating for my 16 year old son, a freshly minted driver,\u00a0I just gave her a few brief answers on basic Protestantism like this.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell the first thing to know is they don\u2019t have a Mass, actually. See, they don\u2019t believe that Christ is actually present in the Eucharist, like Christians have believed since the very beginning. Also, in most cases Protestants, which means \u201cto protest,\u201d believe that if something isn\u2019t written down in the Bible, that it isn\u2019t true. Only if something is spelled out clearly in black and white in the Bible, will they believe it. Keeping in mind that there were no Bibles for hundreds of years after the Church began, that makes you wonder, right? We believe in the Bible too, Tradition, and the teaching authority of the Church. \u00a0Also, most Protestants don\u2019t revere the Blessed Virgin Mary, despite the fact that in the first chapter of Luke, right there in black and white, she proclaims that \u201call generations will call me blessed.\u201d<\/p>\n

And that was about all I had time for, as navigating which way to turn, and where to find the registration building for the camp put an end to her query. In the back of my mind though I was happy that she had asked the question, and I figured we could revisit the issue at some point in the future as a topic to discuss during the summer before CCD classes picked up again.<\/p>\n

As it turned out, events would conspire to bring this topic back to the fore much earlier than that.<\/p>\n

We got my daughter checked in at the registration desk, were issued keys to the dorm where she would be staying, and then we headed off to check out the room. It was in an older wing of the dormitories, but nice and clean. Bonus! Her roommate from the team had already moved in, bed made and everything. Mom stayed back as gear guard while the kids and I headed to the car to unload her stuff, and head back to the room to settle her in. We saw her coaches dropping their daughters off, exchanged pleasantries, etc. \u00a0All was well.<\/p>\n

Safely in the room with her gear I say, \u201cWell, let\u2019s make your bed. Where are your sheets?\u201d There had been a checklist on what to bring, see, and sheets, blanket, pillow, or sleeping bag, had been on the list of items to bring. Noting that she had her pillow and her quilt, and not a sleeping bag (like she had brought the previous year) I was surprised, nay, shocked (!) to learn that she had not brought sheets. \u201cI don\u2019t need them. I didn\u2019t have sheets last year.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut you had a sleeping bag last year, and this year you didn\u2019t bring it. You will not be sleeping on this mattress without sheets, honey. That is impossible.\u201d<\/p>\n

Clearly, it\u2019s not impossible. My daughter seems to have an austerity streak going that shocks her Mom and me sometimes. This girl can rough it with the best of them. Now, though, I\u2019m doing my level best not to turn into Drill Instructor Staff Sergeant Weathers, reading her the riot act for deciding to ditch bringing her sheets to camp. My wife was not too happy about the sheet situation either.<\/p>\n

What to do? Take action! \u201cI saw a Walmart on the way here from lunch. The boys and I will go get her some sheets while you two stay here, unpack, hang out with the other girls etc. Also, let me know if there is anything else on that check list that she forgot, okay?\u201d Actually, the tensions had risen to the point where the boys had high-tailed it out of there at the first intimation that the check-list hadn\u2019t been followed to the letter. I found them outside, rallied them to the cause, and headed to Walmart which, love them or hate them, would have sheets a-plenty standing tall and awaiting purchase by me.<\/p>\n

As my son piloted the vehicle through the unfamiliar town, and we passed by the big Baptist church again, the idea hit me that ditching the sheets on the checklist was another answer to my daughters\u2019 question earlier on how we Catholics are different from these other churches. My mind is weird that way.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Long story, short, we bought a set of brand new sheets, learned that we also needed to pick up some hand soap (sheeesh!), and then we beat feet back to quarters. Upon arrival, sheets and soap was distributed, and the naked bed was clothed with brand new sheets with that smell that probably only Marines can understand when I write the phrase \u201csmells like Cash Sales.\u201d In other words, so new, they haven\u2019t even been washed. You know the smell.<\/p>\n

The lack of sheets crisis had been averted! Bed now made, and ready to hang out with her teammate\/roommate, it was time for the parents to depart. Kisses and hugs all around, but I asked my daughter to step out in the hall so I could tell her something before I left.<\/p>\n

\u201cRemember how you asked me what makes Catholics different from the Protestant churches? And I told you some things that, as protesters, they decided to get rid of? It\u2019s kind of like how you decided to not bring any sheets. You didn\u2019t think you would need them, but you did. They too have decided that they didn\u2019t need sheets. And now, though they may find themselves living in sumptuous mansions, the beds inside their rooms do not have sheets on them. Isn\u2019t that strange? Beds need sheets, whether you live in a shack, or in a palace. The fullness of the Faith is found, and lived, in the Catholic Church. We haven\u2019t decided to ditch what we have been given, and what we have needed, from the very beginning. Understand?\u201d<\/p>\n

She did, of course, because how much simpler can you put it<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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