{"id":10274,"date":"2013-07-24T10:30:09","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T15:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=10274"},"modified":"2013-07-24T10:30:09","modified_gmt":"2013-07-24T15:30:09","slug":"ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In “I’m In Love With A Church Girl”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Ja Rule.<\/p>\n

TobyMac.<\/p>\n

Stephen Baldwin.<\/p>\n

Need I say more?<\/p>\n

Apparently the writers of I\u2019m In Love With A Church Girl<\/a><\/em> didn\u2019t feel the need to say anymore either because wow.<\/p>\n

The dialogue in the trailer??<\/p>\n

I mean seriously.<\/p>\n

Are Christian films like this under some legal obligation to have the worst, cheesiest, stalest dialogue ever??<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThis guy is the biggest drug dealer in all of California which is exactly why we want to nail this guy.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Come on, Stephen Baldwin, I know you\u2019ve made some terrible movies recently, but you were in <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00000F214\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00000F214&linkCode=as2&tag=amerjesu-20\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Usual Suspects<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important;margin: 0px !important\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=amerjesu-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B00000F214\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\"><\/em>!! You\u2019re better than that!!<\/p>\n<p>And, no, I don\u2019t wanna hear \u201cYeah, but he was in <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00005V9HR\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00005V9HR&linkCode=as2&tag=amerjesu-20\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Bio-Dome<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important;margin: 0px !important\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=amerjesu-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B00005V9HR\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\"><\/em> too.\u201d As if that\u2019s some sort of slam.<\/p>\n<p>Because, whether you want to admit it or not, we all know <em>Bio-Dome<\/em> was one of the most underrated movies of its generation.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I\u2019m In Love With A Church Girl didn\u2019t feel the need to say anymore either because wow. The dialogue in the trailer?? I mean seriously. Are Christian films like this under some legal obligation to have the worst, cheesiest, stalest dialogue ever?? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":10275,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n<title>Ja Rule Finds Jesus In "I'm In Love With A Church Girl"<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I'm In Love With A Church Girl didn't feel the need to say anymore either\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In "I'm In Love With A Church Girl"\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I'm In Love With A Church Girl didn't feel the need to say anymore either\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Semi-Official Blog of Zack Hunt\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-07-24T15:30:09+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/941\/2013\/07\/In-love-with-a-church-girl-poster.png\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"546\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"768\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/png\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Zack Hunt\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Zack Hunt\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/\",\"name\":\"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In \\\"I'm In Love With A Church Girl\\\"\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2013-07-24T15:30:09+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2013-07-24T15:30:09+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#\/schema\/person\/92d888feb798c511bc3c9cb2fc4a4226\"},\"description\":\"Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I'm In Love With A Church Girl didn't feel the need to say anymore either\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In “I’m In Love With A Church Girl”\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/\",\"name\":\"The Semi-Official Blog of Zack Hunt\",\"description\":\"Zack writes about the intersection of faith and politics\u2026and sometimes BBQ.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#\/schema\/person\/92d888feb798c511bc3c9cb2fc4a4226\",\"name\":\"Zack Hunt\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7a3db085a35a483a38418a4937abcd6?s=96&d=identicon&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7a3db085a35a483a38418a4937abcd6?s=96&d=identicon&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Zack Hunt\"},\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/author\/zhunt\/\"}]}<\/script>\n","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In \"I'm In Love With A Church Girl\"","description":"Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I'm In Love With A Church Girl didn't feel the need to say anymore either","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In \"I'm In Love With A Church Girl\"","og_description":"Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I'm In Love With A Church Girl didn't feel the need to say anymore either","og_url":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/","og_site_name":"The Semi-Official Blog of Zack Hunt","article_published_time":"2013-07-24T15:30:09+00:00","og_image":[{"width":546,"height":768,"url":"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/941\/2013\/07\/In-love-with-a-church-girl-poster.png","type":"image\/png"}],"author":"Zack Hunt","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Zack Hunt","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/","url":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/","name":"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In \"I'm In Love With A Church Girl\"","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#website"},"datePublished":"2013-07-24T15:30:09+00:00","dateModified":"2013-07-24T15:30:09+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#\/schema\/person\/92d888feb798c511bc3c9cb2fc4a4226"},"description":"Ja Rule. TobyMac. Stephen Baldwin. Need I say more? Apparently the writers of I'm In Love With A Church Girl didn't feel the need to say anymore either","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/07\/ja-rule-finds-jesus-in-im-in-love-with-a-church-girl\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Ja Rule Finds Jesus In “I’m In Love With A Church Girl”"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/","name":"The Semi-Official Blog of Zack Hunt","description":"Zack writes about the intersection of faith and politics\u2026and sometimes BBQ.","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#\/schema\/person\/92d888feb798c511bc3c9cb2fc4a4226","name":"Zack Hunt","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7a3db085a35a483a38418a4937abcd6?s=96&d=identicon&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7a3db085a35a483a38418a4937abcd6?s=96&d=identicon&r=g","caption":"Zack Hunt"},"url":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/author\/zhunt\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3437"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}