Oh, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, how I\u2019ve missed you.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s been a while since I\u2019ve shared the genius of William Tapley and his prophetic insights into important subjects like the phallic evil of the Denver International Airport<\/a> or how Gangnam Style<\/em> and Call Me Maybe<\/em> were really warnings about the antichrist<\/a>.<\/p>\n Well, Tapley is back (with some bling!!) to let us know that the knockout games which are supposedly are sweeping the nation right now, are actually \u201cprophetic warnings to America\u2026.from the hand of Almighty God Himself\u201d because God is ticked off at humanity for not recognizing that all \u201cthe fish, bird, and animal die offs\u201d are really signs of the apocalypse.<\/p>\n So, in God\u2019s creative wisdom God has sent hooligan teenagers to punch random people in the face, sometimes killing them, in order to alert us all to the fact that Vladimir Putin will soon conquer America.<\/p>\n Also, all of this is connected to Serena Williams wearing one black sneaker and one white sneaker at Wimbledon which symbolized the fall of America and Barack Obama.<\/p>\n Cause obviously.<\/p>\n