{"id":11446,"date":"2014-01-22T09:34:46","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T15:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=11446"},"modified":"2014-01-22T09:34:46","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T15:34:46","slug":"is-peyton-manning-the-anti-christ-or-why-an-ipad-commercial-signals-the-end-of-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2014\/01\/is-peyton-manning-the-anti-christ-or-why-an-ipad-commercial-signals-the-end-of-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Peyton Manning The Anti-Christ? (Or Why An iPad Commercial Signals The End Of The World)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

If you missed the AFC Championship game last weekend between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots, you missed a prophetic battle of apocalyptic proportions in which the Anti-Christ (Peyton Manning) took down God\u2019s prophet (Tom Brady).<\/p>\n

While some may think those role assignments should be reversed, the biblical math is indisputable.<\/p>\n

Peyton Manning wears the number 18 which is 6+6+6, the Mark of the Beast.<\/p>\n

Tom Brady wears the number 12 which is 4+4+4, the number of God.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s so obvious.<\/p>\n

Or at least it is to the one and only Third Eagle of the Apocalypse who explains what really went down at the beginning of his latest prophecy video.<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\nBut things only get better from there.<\/p>\nAfter explain how Psy used his Gangnam Style skills to defeat the pope, the Third Eagle spends the rest of the video dissecting an iPad commercial which he believes was actually produced by the Illuminati in conjunction with Satan in order to announce the upcoming nuclear holocaust.<\/p>\nHis key piece of evidence?<\/p>\nThis screen grab.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/941\/2014\/01\/Screen-Shot-2014-01-22-at-10.28.30-AM.png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-11447\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-01-22 at 10.28.30 AM\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/941\/2014\/01\/Screen-Shot-2014-01-22-at-10.28.30-AM.png\" width=\"1544\" height=\"868\"><\/a><\/p>\nAccording to the Third Eagle,<\/p>\n<blockquote>What you are seeing is an image of a woman giving birth and she is giving birth to nuclear war. Now in the center we see the woman\u2019s entrance to her birth canal and on either side the woman\u2019s legs as she is about to give birth. Now if I remember my biology correctly, these lines up here on either side represent fallopian tubes and, of course, the baby is actually a nuclear explosion. There is even a smudge at the bottom representing the woman\u2019s anus.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nYou can\u2019t make this stuff up, folks.<\/p>\nWell, you can and he did, but you can\u2019t make up this kind of crazy.<\/p>\nIt might not be quite as amazing as <a href=\"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=984\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">his break down of the demonic phallic imagery at the Denver International Airport<\/a>, but still, not too shabby.<\/p>\nThere\u2019s lots more in the video including satanic Justin Beiber, butterfly crucifixes, and how the \u201cScene 11\u201d reference is actually a symbol for homosexuality, but I don\u2019t want to spoil all the fun for you, so I\u2019ll let you check it out for yourself.<\/p>\nEnjoy.<\/p>\nAnd you\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If you missed the AFC Championship game last weekend between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots, you missed a prophetic battle of apocalyptic proportions in which the Anti-Christ (Peyton Manning) took down God\u2019s prophet (Tom Brady). 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