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<\/a><\/p>\nI don\u2019t even know what to do with that.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s just\u2026wow.<\/p>\n
Anyway, there\u2019s probably way more ridiculous Jesus stuff out there this week, but there\u2019s only so much ridiculousness one post can handle and Jerry Boykin already went way above and beyond the ridiculous limit with his \u201cJesus wants you to buy an AR-15\u201d jackassery.<\/p>\n
So, until next time, this has been \u201cThis Week In Jesus.\u201d<\/p>\n
I hope you feel more informed now.<\/p>\n
Or at least a little horrified<\/del> entertained.<\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From gun-toting Armageddon Jesus to a preordained NFL Draft, there\u2019s a lot of Jesusy stuff you need to know about going into the new week. So, for your convenience I\u2019ve combined them all into one post. First up, Jesus is a Coke guy. How do I know? Because that\u2019s what he told a guy in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":11606,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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