{"id":12752,"date":"2014-09-03T10:34:08","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T14:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=12752"},"modified":"2014-09-03T10:34:08","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T14:34:08","slug":"5-terrible-jesus-t-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2014\/09\/5-terrible-jesus-t-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Terrible Jesus T-Shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Every once and while I stumble across a terrible Jesus shirt<\/a> and it leads down a rabbit hole of more terrible Jesus shirts<\/a> and then I have to share them with you because I can\u2019t be alone in my \u201cHoly cow, I can\u2019t believe this exists.\u201d<\/p>\n

Today, I continue that tradition with not 1, not 2, not even 3<\/em>, but 5 more terrible Jesus t-shirts.<\/p>\n

I know, I know. I\u2019m so generous.<\/p>\n

(Oh, and if you\u2019d like to purchase one of these gems, just click on the shirt. Except the easy button shirt. For some reason the website won\u2019t open.)<\/p>\n

First up, if you\u2019re a conservative you\u2019re probably gonna love this shirt. If you\u2019re not, be careful. Your eyes may roll back so far into your head they get stuck that way.<\/p>\n

\"obama_spends_jesus_saves_t_shirt-r22ba2d3e72694e878d97d8ca125e7d0c_804gy_512\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

This one is more than a bit creepy weird. At least to me. I mean, I get the sentiment they\u2019re going for, but\u2026.<\/p>\n

\"I-May-Not-Be-Perfect-But-Jesus-Thinks-I-m-To-Die..-Women-s-T-Shirts\"<\/a><\/p>\n

To be fair, I think this one is kind of amusing. Probably because I\u2019m a big fan of The Walking Dead<\/a>\"\"<\/em>. But if I\u2019ve learned anything in my years of blogging, it\u2019s that lots and lots of Christians out there have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. So, I have no doubt that somebody out there in Christian Internetland will be offended by this shirt.<\/p>\n

\"zombie_jesus_shirt-r01b3b9d481b1409f914c2b39fb88afcc_8nhma_512\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t even know what to say about this one, except it\u2019s really not\u2026.<\/p>\n

\"aptaeas-flat-easybutton\"<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

And last, but not least, we have what I confess is my favorite of the bunch. I mean, this is The American Jesus<\/em>. How could it not be? Oh, and full disclosure: I did a bit of editing to make it a tad more family friendly. But if you want the unedited original, just click on the shirt.<\/p>\n

\"Jesus-Is-American-Funny-T-Shirt<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every once and while I stumble across a terrible Jesus shirt and it leads down a rabbit hole of more terrible Jesus shirts and then I have to share them with you because I can\u2019t be alone in my \u201cHoly cow, I can\u2019t believe this exists.\u201d Today, I continue that tradition with not 1, not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n5 Terrible Jesus T-Shirts<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Every once and while I stumble across a terrible Jesus shirt and it leads down a rabbit hole of more terrible Jesus shirts and then I have to share them\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" 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